fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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