why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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