I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
