ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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