Tell her she can't have a vagina
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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