I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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