I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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