You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
he fucked my hip out of place.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
did i walk over a car last night?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
