How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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