I puked a lego.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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