I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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