I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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