Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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