Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
tell me about the fingering
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