No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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