All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I wish there were birth control emojis
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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