things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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