it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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