my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
