i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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