i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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