so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i would punch a child for taco bell
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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