She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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