Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
