Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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