you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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