Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
please don't ironically join a cult
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