To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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