But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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