ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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