I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
