I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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