I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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