I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
This house was built for laser tag.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I forgot wine drunk hurts
false alarm, still single
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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