I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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