He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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