chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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