yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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