elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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