Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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