i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I can't turn off my feet"
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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