Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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