too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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