I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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