yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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