No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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