is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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