Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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