Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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