I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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