this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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