Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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