just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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