Where is the hickey?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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