never play flip cup with pint glasses
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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