Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
sarcasm needs its own font
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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